FRANKY THE FLASHER IS TAPAS HUNGRY

FRANKY goes to Tia Pol in Chelsea with some lady friends. FRANKY loves the selection of tapas, especially the fire-salted blistering peppers. luckily for his fellow dinners the peppers weren't very spicy. there was no need for FRANKY THE FLASHER to cool down, exposing his personal pepper.

TRADGEY STRIKES BENNY (WARNING: GRAPHIC PICS)

here lies HECTOR THE PATCH. HECTOR and BENNY met in miami at a club. HECTOR was an aspiring pirate and BENNY was an aspiring dvd-pirate. they were both attempting to charm the same dame but ended-up charming each other instead. BENNY isn't sure what started the altercation since KILLER THE DOG is taking the 5th. poor HECTOR. RIP.

BENNY THINKS HE IS BANKSY

all over NYC you will find masterfully scribbles of every size, color, and artful creed. and if you have a keen eye, you will spot the masters' masters, like Banksy, Keith Haring, Dondi, Zephyr, Space Invader, Shepard Fairey, and, now, yes, BENNY. his incongruent line doodle is an addition to this grand cityscape. (yes, it's just a line. can you spot it?)

BENNY'S NEW YEAR VERGE

BENNY rings in the approaching 2012 year by attending a fabulous apartment party in alphabet city. he arrives deflated and down but that problem is quickly remedied with some bubbly and a drunk eager woman to blow him. BENNY prefers more privacy during such acts but he decides exhibitionism is the way of the future.

BENNY IS TRAPPED AT GRAND CENTRAL

i was heading out of town to CT and BENNY decided to accompany me to the station. I left his side to grab my ticket and returned to find BENNY in awe of the grandiose architecture, the hustling commuters and the lack of children slamming into platform walls hoping to find an american version of hogworts express.

BENNY IS SHAKE SHACK HUNGRY

BENNY considers eating a burger fries at the outdoor tourist marvel in Madison Sq Park. but BENNY finds compulsory food lines more ridiculous than outdoor heat lamps.

BENNY SHOPS FOR BOWS AND BOXES

BENNY stops at the Union Sq farmers market to take notice of the crazy boxes with bows on top. he also likes the neat stacks of white containers with pretty bows. even the wholesomeness of xmas time isn't off-limits to sir BENNY the pun-master.

BENNY U.S. HOLIDAY MARKETS

BENNY procrastinates and shops for last minute gifts at the Union Sq holiday market. the mood is frantic. everyone is stressed and rushing. even for new yorkers it's an accelerated shit-storm of nerves. this is an action shot of a particularly frantic ny shopper bulldozing over BENNY. they both yell obscenities at each other and then go about their merry ways.

BENNY BEGINS TO LOOK LIKE XMAS

BENNY drops by the Union SQ Farmers market and shops for a xmas wreath. BENNY procrastinates and waits until the day before xmas eve. naughty BENNY.

BENNY IS MAC N CHEESE PANCAKE HUNGRY

BENNY craves the 500+ schizophrenic delicious creations at Shopsin, now nestled within Essex Market. BENNY's go-tos are the tasty eclectic pancakes, egoistical egg-licious marvels, politically incorrect sandwiches and offensively superb rules and treatment. BENNY always goes hoping for a chance to spar with the master himself, the bitterly famous diner and insult-wielding genius Kenny Shopsin. no dice this time. but a close runner up to the true NY quirky experience, as he sits and waits for his "tots and dots", the chefs (one was probably a Shopsin foul-mouthed offspring) ask BENNY to man the utensils for a free meal. BENNY almost falls for it. close call BENNY.