FRANKY THE FLASHER IS TAPAS HUNGRY

FRANKY goes to Tia Pol in Chelsea with some lady friends. FRANKY loves the selection of tapas, especially the fire-salted blistering peppers. luckily for his fellow dinners the peppers weren't very spicy. there was no need for FRANKY THE FLASHER to cool down, exposing his personal pepper.

TRADGEY STRIKES BENNY (WARNING: GRAPHIC PICS)

here lies HECTOR THE PATCH. HECTOR and BENNY met in miami at a club. HECTOR was an aspiring pirate and BENNY was an aspiring dvd-pirate. they were both attempting to charm the same dame but ended-up charming each other instead. BENNY isn't sure what started the altercation since KILLER THE DOG is taking the 5th. poor HECTOR. RIP.

BENNY THINKS HE IS BANKSY

all over NYC you will find masterfully scribbles of every size, color, and artful creed. and if you have a keen eye, you will spot the masters' masters, like Banksy, Keith Haring, Dondi, Zephyr, Space Invader, Shepard Fairey, and, now, yes, BENNY. his incongruent line doodle is an addition to this grand cityscape. (yes, it's just a line. can you spot it?)

BENNY'S NEW YEAR VERGE

BENNY rings in the approaching 2012 year by attending a fabulous apartment party in alphabet city. he arrives deflated and down but that problem is quickly remedied with some bubbly and a drunk eager woman to blow him. BENNY prefers more privacy during such acts but he decides exhibitionism is the way of the future.

BENNY IS TRAPPED AT GRAND CENTRAL

i was heading out of town to CT and BENNY decided to accompany me to the station. I left his side to grab my ticket and returned to find BENNY in awe of the grandiose architecture, the hustling commuters and the lack of children slamming into platform walls hoping to find an american version of hogworts express.

BENNY IS SHAKE SHACK HUNGRY

BENNY considers eating a burger fries at the outdoor tourist marvel in Madison Sq Park. but BENNY finds compulsory food lines more ridiculous than outdoor heat lamps.