This is BENNY, short for Bennito the Blimpus. He is one of those terrifically bizarre characters that lives in the East Village. Sometimes, BENNY allows me to accompany him on his adventures and chronicle his day. His partner in crimes and misdemeanors is FRANKY, The Flashing Ladybug. Follow these two if you would like ideas on what to see and do in the NYC, and, of course, what not to see and do in NYC.
BENNY, also known as BENNITO THE BLIMPUS
12/4/11
BENNY CONSIDERS GETTING HIPSTER FRAMES
BENNY thinks it is now sufficiently hip to be a "four-eyes". so he visits a frames shop in the east village. BENNY asks for help from the sales person, LIONEL. but LIONEL informs BENNY that most frames would probably be too tight and constrictive around BENNY's head, causing severe headaches all day long. BENNY feels like he has been severely insulted and yells profanities at LIONEL. LIONEL tells BENNY to leave his shop. BENNY loses the desire to purchase hipster frames and leaves the frames shop.
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