This is BENNY, short for Bennito the Blimpus. He is one of those terrifically bizarre characters that lives in the East Village. Sometimes, BENNY allows me to accompany him on his adventures and chronicle his day. His partner in crimes and misdemeanors is FRANKY, The Flashing Ladybug. Follow these two if you would like ideas on what to see and do in the NYC, and, of course, what not to see and do in NYC.
BENNY, also known as BENNITO THE BLIMPUS
12/4/11
BENNY IS THIRSTY, STILL
BENNY decides he needs another beer after getting shot-down by the stupid dumb blond wearing a dead animal on her head. so BENNY orders another beer and furiously drinks it all down. then BENNY burps loudly and offends the other patrons, including the bartender with tribal tattoos on his face. the guy to the right of BENNY calls him a rude bastard. BENNY shouts a profanity at the guy and leaves the bar.
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