BENNY notices an alarming amount of belligerent santa's roaming the streets on saturday. also, he spots many scantily clad drummer boys, elves and a jesus that tries to walk on water in a fountain and fails. one of the sexy drummer boys enlightens him "it's Santacon silly!" (people dress up as santa claus and other wholesome childhood xmas fantasies and turn them into public displays of fantastic holiday spirited hedonism, traumatizing gullible children everywhere, while delighting santa outfit producers and bars.) BENNY makes an inappropriate pun to the little drummer boy-girl about her stocking-stuffer. BENNY almost looses his eye by her drumstick. silly BENNY.
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